Yeah so anyways, you clicked to get here so I supposed you're entitled to the rest of the story. Where did I leave off, oh yeah, so we got some more beer and we were just chillin in the parking lot drinking. Well can you believe that some security guard has the nerve to question whether we are of age. But HA!  I pull a fast one on him. yeah so I throw my beer under the car and run away before he can find out that I am not of age. Well this works out but hell,  I'm not walkin 2 miles back to our place. so yeah, I decide its a good idea to go back to the dance to see my wing man and get the keys to our bike, yes thats right, crusing in style with a bike.  Ok so im getting the keys and yet again another security guard has to hassel me. well thats not fun so its time to run some more. running and more running finally I think I lost them. but alais, justice prevails, I'm stuck in a fenced in area. all of a sudden a ford explorer roars up to near me and two guys come running at me.  Yeah well I was drunk and I wasn't giving up just yet. So I run straight at these two fat old out of shape security gaurds, I manage to fake out the first one and get by him but the second one was more crafty. He wasn't falling for my jukes and he got me. Yeah well they didn't like me too much.  So I get thrown to the ground and handcufffed. yeah thats not fun. Then of course I get frisked, now that was more fun.  too bad they didn't check out my crotch area any more. so they take my wallet and throw me in the back of their explorer.  well thats just great, i'm sitting in the back of this ford explorer cuffed. yeah so the dumb asses leave and im all alone. well the doors aren't locked so what better thing to do than to get out and run. hey, seemed like a good idea at the time. ok so im running and i find some bikes. yeah well why not steal one and ride it back. so yeah, thats what i do. ok by the time i get back to our place (about an hour later) everyone is like what the fuck, where have you been, and what are you doing with those cuffs on. well by this time the cops are on their way. not much of an investigation to find me i guess since they had my wallet. ok well they arrest me and throw me in the back of the cop car. not one of my finer moments. well i get cited and in the end only have to do about 40 hours of community service.  Yep you read my profile, thats all about me back in the day. Now I have a girlfriend and I'm undercontrol.